Hey, How's It Goin'?

ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

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feastevil:

#meme it

feastevil:

#meme it

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ridiculousbird:

THE BIGGEST DOUCHE IN THE WORLD | Neverending Nightmares - Part 3

God, that was loud! I’ve got the volume like max in my ears right now.

3 hours agoridiculousbird 211 notes#this was marvelous #Markiplier

rnaryjune:

Steal His Look: Markiplier

Stick of Butter - $2.00
Box of Cheez-Its - $2.88
No Pants - $0.00

3 hours agornaryjune 396 notes#oh my god #I forgot about the butter thing #Markiplier

elasticitymudflap:

when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u

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premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

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theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS

3 hours agobastillemidbloods 132,141 notes#YAY HUGS

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

6 hours agobastillekeyote 135,403 notes
toodopetoexist:

Who wore it better?

toodopetoexist:

Who wore it better?

6 hours agolonelythursdaystoodopetoexist 15,200 notes
screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

screamingbiscuits:

Dammit, every time

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galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times

6 hours agocarry-on-my-wayward-heichoukazi-is-amazing 184,065 notes
alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

alexbluebonnets:

Holy shit.

6 hours agodysfunctionalismalexbluebonnets 62,432 notes
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