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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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  • me:

    I'm so cute

  • me 15 mins later:

    I hate myself

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

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I JUST FOUND OUT FROOTLOOPS ARE ALL THE SAME FLAVOR OH MY GOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE PURPLE IS THE SAME AS YELLOW THIS IS DEVISTATING. I CANT LET PEOPLE LIVE SO BLINDLY, I NEED TO SHARE MY KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD. SIGNAL BOOST

bewbin:

moriartyborntoparty:

bewbin:

guess they threw you for a loop 

No, I don’t think so, because I think yellow tastes more lemony. 

i think we found a loop hole 

plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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marshmallowviscera:

people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

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fuck flying cars, guys

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming